November 8, 2012

• Flushing Once, Twice......

   

   

  Eleven Assholes In Search of a    
  Body Politic to Attach Themselves To 
  

  
  

  Ted Nugent, has-been rocker, states "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year. If you can't go home and get everybody in your lives to clean house in this vile, evil America hated administration, I don't even know what you're made out of." 

  
  

  

  We know what you're made of, Ted, empty threats. For once I thank God for that if not for you.

  Anne Coulter, doyen of Right-wing harpies everywhere, summarizes, "On the bright side, and in conclusion, at least college campuses serve as sort of internment camp for useless leftists in wartime. We know where they are, this way. And, as General Patton said, 'I love it when they come out and shoot at me because then I know where they are and I can shoot the bastards."   

    

  She's opposed to gun laws- but now, are you?

  Alledged show-biz has-been number two, Bruce Johnston of the Beach Boys, intones, "Obama's an asshole, unless you're interested in never having any money and being socialized."

        

   I think I draw the line at "socializing" with you Bruce. By the way, another reason to be luke-warm to the overheated Beach Boys reappraisal.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
  Grover Norquist, the rich guy famous for getting the GOP congressional membership to sign a pledge that they will never raise taxes is best known for his tonic to Libertarians statement , "My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub. " 

  
  

   

  He does for bathtubs what Norman Bates did for showers.

  Machiavelli for the GOP and un-prosecuted, treasonous revealer of classified intelligence agent identities, Karl Rove, puts it succinctly, "Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war; liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers."
  

  
  

     
  We recently had a friend over and he told us that he was getting interested in planting something that would help future generations.
  I suggested Karl Rove.

  
  

  Noted drug-addict and the leading "Conservative" media star, Rush Limbaugh pithily notes, "Liberals should have their speech controlled and not be allowed to buy guns. I mean if we want to get serious about this, if we want to face this head on, we’re gonna have to openly admit, liberals should not be allowed to buy guns, nor should they be allowed to use computer keyboards or typewriters, word processors or e-mails, and they should have their speech controlled. If we did those three or four things, I can’t tell you what a sane, calm, civil, fun-loving society we would have. Take guns out of the possession, out of the hands of liberals, take their typewriters and their keyboards away from ‘em, don’t let ‘em anywhere near a gun, and control their speech. You would wipe out 90% of the crime, 85 to 95% of the hate, and a hundred percent of the lies from society.”

        

                                

  The real disappointment with Rush is that he took other folk's drugs when he ran out of his own. Sounds sort of Socialist to me.

  Donald Trump, the billionaire "job creator" whose most famous phrase is "You're fired!" wittily posted on election night, "He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election. We should have a revolution in this country!"

                                        

  Really, what should our slogan be "off with their hair?"

  The two Koch Brothers, David and Charles, who have been a, if not THE, major force behind the Tea Party. David Koch has said "global warming" would not be a problem because, “The Earth will be able to support enormously more people because far greater land area will be available to produce food,”
  

  
  

                                            
  Food for thought may not be included in their package deal for the future.

  Rupert Murdock is known to most for his many holdings in media companies most notable to Americans is the Fox Network. Roger Ailes is the President of Fox News and as Ailes has made clear, "One thing that qualifies me to run a journalism organization is the fact that I don’t have a journalism degree.”
  

  
  

  

  After Fox's coverage of Obama's re-election this may not come as a surprise to anyone.

  And lastly, Obama Won!
  
  Thanks, God!

  
  

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